CINEmelma: the marine

Ah! I film prodotti dalla WWE di Vince McMahon! Meritano un posto speciale nel cuore degli amanti del pattume (parlo di cinema: i napuletani non si sentano troppo chiamati in causa...

)

Dopo il filmone con Kane, ecco che arriva The Marine con John Cena.
Per la cronaca, trattasi del film che film TV ha definito come "scritto durante una gara di rutti". Dal perdente, aggiungo io.

Un marine che lancia le pallottole con le mani viene congedato per aver disobbedito agli ordini, pur avendo salvato la vita a dei suoi commilitoni ostaggi degli Abdullà di Turno^®.

Troverà difficile ambientarsi alla vita civile, fintanto un gruppo di spietati rapinatori (sempre sia lodata la criminalità

) cacano di fuori e gli rapiscono la moglie topina.
A Cena ci scatta la viulenza, e parte all'inseguimento dei malfattori guidati niente meno che da Robert Patrick (e ci sono anche un altro paio di facce più o meno note).

Se voi questa la chiamate trama...

Comunque sia, l'aspetto davvero trash del film sono le scene d'azione: tutti sparano a qualunque cosa si muova, ci sono auto che continuano a funzionare dopo aver triplicato il proprio peso per il piombo ricevuto ed una quantità di esplosioni sufficienti a spianare la Svizzera.
No, sul serio: QUALUNQUE COSA (auto, bombole, porte, vetri, capannoni, teneri gattini, ...) esplode in un triliardo di pezzi con un bagliore da bomba H.

Poco e niente di combattimenti a mani nude (giusto qualcosina sul finale); pur nella sconsolante assenza di trama, hanno cercato di fare i brillantoni inserendo un po' di dialoghi pseudo-comici, ed in qualche rara occasione la cosa funziona pure (il personaggio del nero è molto simpatico).

Voto: 3.5. Trashometro^® 4/10: Trash divertente: 4/10

budda-budda-budda.
Tags: azione, thriller, John Cena, WWE, John Triton, marine, congedo, civile, guardia giurata, inseguimento, rapimento, moglie, ostaggio, rapina, criminale, polizia, esplosione, mitragliatore, pistola, scontro a fuoco, gioielleria, omicidio, giubbotto antiproiettile, trash.

Cena, John

Nome di battesimo: Cena, John Felix Anthony
Data di nascita: 23 April 1977
Altezza: 6' 1" (1.85 m)

Ultimi lavori:

12 Rounds (2009) .... Det. Danny Baxter [attore]
The Marine (2006) .... John Triton [attore]
"Manhunt" (2001) .... Big Tim Kingman [attore]

Biografia:
John Felix Anthony Cena or better known as John Cena, the WWE superstar was born on April 23rd, 1977 in West Newbury, Massachusetts. When he was in college, he played football. He then continued on to be a bodybuilder and a limousine driver. The 6-foot-1 tall star weighs exactly at 240 pounds and is a very successful superstar in the WWE. The Dr. of Thuganomics started training to be a wrestler at Ultimate Pro Wrestling where he also created the character, The Prototype. Cena fist appeared on WWE in a match against Kurt Angle on the 27th of June, 2002 which ended up with him losing. In 2004, John Cena's status as a celebrity began to develop. Cena won the United States Championship from Big Show. Not too long later, Cena lost the title but he gained it back soon. Cena then lost the title again to fellow WWE superstar, Carlito. During that time, Cena apparently got stabbed in the kidney by one of Carlito's bodyguard. This resulted him to stay out of action for a month. In 2005 and 2006 respectively, Cena has made a few controversies. He had a feud with champion John Bradshaw Layfield, manager Eric Bischoff and fellow wrestler Chris Jericho. Cena also made feuds with Edge and Umaga at that time. But even so, some friendships were formed. Cena is said to be friends with Carlito after they won a match with Jeff Hardy against Edge, Randy Orton and Johnny Nitro. The year 2007 became a big year for Cena as he got involved in a wrestling match with Britney Spears' ex and rap star, Kevin Federline. John ended up losing that match thanks to some assistance from Umaga to Kevin Federline. Later that night, Cena took revenge by body slamming Kevin Federline backstage. The year 2007 also started pretty well for John Cena as he became the first person to defeat the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga that year. The Chain Gang Soldier also teamed up with Shaun Michaels defeating the RKO tag team, Randy Orton and Edge. The match ended up with Cena and Michaels winning. As of October 2007, Cena lost his WWE Championship title because of an injury. While wrestling against Mr. Kennedy, Cena tore his pectoral muscle while executing a hip toss. Eventhough he finished the match and completed the rest of the scripted event, check up the next day found out that John's pectoral major muscle was torn completely from the bone, requiring seven months to a year rehabilitation. Because of not being able to perform, WWE's CEO, Vince McMahon stripped him off the title and ended his reign. Aside from wrestling, John has also made his own name in the movie business. In 2006, a WWE franchise movie titled The Marine was released with John playing the lead character, John Triton. The movie received mix reviews due to the poor storyline and discrimination to the US Marines. Even so, fans queued up to watch the movie as this was John's first big screen appearance. The WWE wrestler also adds recording artist to his resume as he released his debut rap album "You Can't See Me" which debuted at #15 on the US Billboard 200 chart. The album was recorded with his cousin Tha Trademarc. The album features his entrance theme song, 'The Time Is Now' & a host of other singles performed by Cena & one the songs he performed with popular rap band Estoric & a number of other songs Cena performed with famous rapper Bumpy Knuckles. Cena is the only professional wrestler to ever perform on BBC Two's long running TV show Top of the Pops. While still being active with WWE, Cena made a couple of guest appearances Jimmy Kimmel Live! twice to promote his album. He has also appeared on popular shows like Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Fuse's Celebrity Playlist, Fox Sports Net's The Best Damn Sports Show Period, MADtv, G4's Training Camp and two appearances on MTV's Punk'd. He also served as a co-presenter, with Hulk Hogan, at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards, as a guest judge during the third week of the 2006 season of Nashville Star, and appeared at the 2007 Nickelodeon UK Kids Choice Awards 2007. In fashion, The Champ has also made a few trademarks. Cena is often seen with knee-high denim jeans and throwback jerseys when he first started on WWE. Lately, Cena has been wearing a lot of Chain Gang merchandise. When his movie, The Marine was released, John was seen to be adding more military-inspired clothing to his outfit to promote his movie. Cena graduated from Springfield College, Massachusetts with degrees in exercise physiology and human anatomy. He is the second eldest of five brothers and is said to be a family guy when he is not wrestling. His good friends are fellow wrestlers, John Hennigan, Batista, Randy Orton, Carlito, Jeff and Matt Hardy among whom he will have to fight with. John Cena is definitely going to be a big inspiration to all whether in wrestling, fashion, music or even movies as his participation in the industry is already more than regular celebrity. With all he has achieved, fans can definitely expect to see more of the WWE champion in the coming future.

Trivia random: 2001 PWI Wrestling Rookie of the Year, 3rd runner-up.
Citazione random: Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!

Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.

lunedì 2 giugno 2008

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