Avrei voluto scriverla, perché si tratta di un film scritto e diretto da un Uwe Boll che dimostra di essere grande anche quando non si basa su un videogioco (ma... IDEA! Perché non basare un videogioco - ma che dico, una serie! - su un tale capolavoro?).
Avrei voluto scriverla, perché è un film che annovera nel cast monumenti dell'inespressività quali Casper Van Dien, Michael Paré, Eric Roberts, Jennifer Rubin e Catherine Oxenberg (moglie del fantasmino Casper!). Diamine, neanche a Stonehenge!
Avrei voluto scriverla, ma non ce l'ho fatta.
Inoltre, non potrei aggiungere altro a questa perfetta recensione che trovate su filmbrutti.com.
Voto: 1. Trashometro® 8/10:
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Jennifer Rubin
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Casper Van Dien
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Boll, Uwe
Data di nascita: 22 June 1965
Altezza: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
Ultimi lavori:
- Zombie Massacre (2010) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Alone in the Dark II (2009) (V) .... (producer) [produttore]
- BloodRayne 3 (2009) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Sabotage 1943 (2009) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Stoic (2009) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Far Cry (2008) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Tunnel Rats (2008) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007) (V) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Postal (2007) .... (producer) [produttore]
Biografia:
As a child, he produced a number of short films on Super 8 and video before beginning his studies as a film director in Munich and Vienna. He also studied literature and economics in Cologne and Siegen. Uwe graduated from university in 1995 with a doctorate in literature. From 1995-2000, he was a producer and director with Taunus Film-Produktions GmbH. Boll is currently Chief Executive Officer of Boll Filmproduction and Distribution GmbH which he founded in 1992. In 2000 he founded Boll KG and continues to direct, write and produce feature films.
Trivia random: Challenged his critics in June 2006 to "put up or shut up". His production company issued a press release stating that Boll would challenge his 5 harshest critics each to a 10 round boxing match. To be eligible, the critic must have written two extremely negative reviews of Boll, in print or on the Web, in 2005. Footage of the fights will be included in his upcoming film Postal.
Citazione random: When asked what he learned from his disastrous experience with Alone in the Dark (2005): "That a script matters."
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Paré, Michael
Nome di battesimo: Pare, Michael Kevin
Data di nascita: 9 October 1958
Altezza: 6' 1" (1.85 m)
Coniuge: Marjolein::(1992 - present) 1 child, Marisa Roebuck::(1986 - 1988) (divorced), Lisa Katselas Paré::(1980 - 1982) (divorced)
Ultimi lavori:
- Alone in the Dark II (2009) (V) .... Willson [attore]
- David (2009) .... Eric Fuller [attore]
- 100 Feet (2008) .... Mike Watson [attore]
- Dark World (2008) .... Harry [attore]
- Direct Contact (2008) .... Clive Connelly [attore]
- Far Cry (2008) .... Paul Summers [attore]
- Ninja Cheerleaders (2008) .... Victor Lazzaro [attore]
- The Perfect Sleep (2008) .... Officer Pavlovich [attore]
- Road to Hell (2008) .... Cody [attore]
- Room and Board (2008) .... [attore]
Trivia random: Unlike rumor has it, he was not the original choice to play the Punisher/Frank Castle in the 1989 film adaptation of the Punisher comic books.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Oxenberg, Catherine
Data di nascita: 22 September 1961
Altezza: 5' 5½" (1.66 m)
Coniuge: Casper Van Dien::(8 May 1999 - present) 2 children, Robert Evans::(12 July 1998 - 21 July 1998) (annulled)
Ultimi lavori:
- Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) .... Technician #1 [attrice]
- "I Married a Princess" (2005) .... (producer) (unknown episodes) [produttore]
- Starship Troopers (2005) (VG) .... Female pilot [attrice]
- Premonition (2004) (TV) .... Kate Barnes [attrice]
- The Vector File (2002) (TV) .... Margaret [attrice]
- The Flying Dutchman (2001) (TV) .... Lacy Anderson [attrice]
- The Miracle of the Cards (2001) (TV) .... Marion Shergold [attrice]
- A Friday Night Date (2000) (TV) .... Forest Service Woman (as Catherine Van Dien) [attrice]
- Perilous (2000) (TV) .... Sasha [attrice]
- Sanctimony (2000) (TV) .... Susan Renart [attrice]
Biografia:
Award-winning actress Catherine Oxenberg was born in New York and raised in London. She is the daughter of HRH Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia and thus granddaughter of Prince Paul, the former Regent of Yugoslavia. Her first acting coach was Richard Burton. She was admitted to Harvard University. She made her debut as an ivy-educated model, her face graced the covers of Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Interview. She transferred to Columbia University and studied psychology, philosophy and mythology. She is a strong advocate for womens' issues and is passionate in her desire to improve the conditions of women who live in suppressive cultures. She is married to Casper Van Dien. They have two children together and their other 3 children also live with them!
Trivia random: 1/05: She and husband Casper Van Dien renewed their vows with his mother, Rev. Diane Van Dien, (an interfaith minister) presiding over the ceremony on the beach.
Salario massimo: 200,000.00, per Ring of Scorpio (1990) (TV)
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Roberts, Eric (I)
Nome di battesimo: Roberts, Eric Anthony
Data di nascita: 18 April 1956
Altezza: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
Coniuge: Eliza Roberts::(1992 - present)
Ultimi lavori:
- 4-Bidden (2009) .... Roman Tobias [attore]
- Shannon's Rainbow (2009) .... Mitchell Prescott [attore]
- The Spy and the Sparrow (2009) .... Robert Byrne [attore]
- The Cookie Thief (2008) .... Cookie Thief [attore]
- Cyclops (2008) (TV) .... Emperor Tiberius [attore]
- Dark Honeymoon (2008) (V) .... L.A. Guy [attore]
- The Dark Knight (2008) .... Salvatore Maroni [attore]
- Edgar Allan Poe's Ligeia (2008) .... Vaslov [attore]
- Kingshighway (2008) .... Frank Monviano [attore]
- Royal Kill (2008) .... Dad [attore]
Biografia:
One of Hollywood's more edgy, intriguing characters running around town for years, Eric Anthony Roberts started life in Biloxi, Mississippi, but grew up in Atlanta, Georgia. He began his acting career at age 5 in a local theater company called the Actors and Writers Workshop founded by his late father, Walter Roberts. After his schooling at Grady High, he studied drama at age 17 in London for two years at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, then returned to the States and continued his studies at the American Academy in New York. He made his NY stage debut in "Rebel Women" in 1976 at age 20 and appeared in regional productions, once playing the newspaper boy in a production of "A Streetcar Named Desire" starring Shirley Knight and Glenn Close. After appearing in such daytime soaps as "Another World" and "How to Survive a Marriage", his career began to shift fast forward when he copped a leading role in a major film. In King of the Gypsies (1978), based on Peter Maas' best seller about a fracturing dynasty of New York City gypsies, he made his debut alongside an intimidating roster of stars including Judd Hirsch, Susan Sarandon, Shelley Winters and Sterling Hayden. Young Eric held his own expertly (winning a Golden Globe nom) while his burning intensity and brooding charm marked sure signs of star potential. After this he won the lead opposite Milo O'Shea in the 1980 stage production of "Mass Appeal". He suffered serious injuries in a car accident during his nascent film career but lost no fans by the time he returned to co-star with Sissy Spacek as a small-town stranger in Raggedy Man (1981). It was, however, his stark and frightening portrayal of two-bit hustler Paul Snider, the cast-off boyfriend who slays Playmate-turned-movie starlet Dorothy Stratten (played by Mariel Hemingway) in Star 80 (1983) that really put him on the movie map and earned him a second Golden Globe nomination. A wide range of fascinating, whacked-out roles were immediately offered to him on a silver plate. He played another dangerous streetwise hustler type in The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984) opposite fellow rebel Mickey Rourke; a cocky soda pop sales exec in the Australian comedy The Coca-Cola Kid (1985); appeared with more charm and restraint opposite Rosanna Arquette in the offbeat romantic comedy Nobody's Fool (1986) and topped his prolific period off with an Academy Award nomination as a young prison escapee hiding out with Jon Voight aboard an out-of-control train in the ultra-violent, character-driven action adventure Runaway Train (1985). Good things continued to happen when he was a replacement lead in the original run of "Burn This" and won a Theatre World Award for his 1988 Broadway debut. A risky, no-holds-barred actor, he was often guilty of overacting if given half the chance. His film career began to slide in the late 1980s, appearing in more quantity than quality pictures. A series of missteps led to unheralded appearances in such bombs as the karate-themed Best of the Best (1989); the NY urban thriller The Ambulance (1990); the action western Blood Red (1989), which took three years to release and is now solely remembered for being the only film Eric and superstar sister Julia Roberts appeared in together; and Rude Awakening (1989) when he filled in as a burned-out hippie opposite a Chong-less Cheech Marin. More underappreciated "B" filming came with the 1990s (Freefall (1994), Sensation (1995), The Nature of the Beast (1995), etc.), while also chewing the scenery with a number of mobster types in TV-movies, including one as Al Capone. He soon began appearing as flashy secondary villains and creepies that showcased other stars instead, such as Final Analysis (1992) starring Richard Gere, and Heaven's Prisoners (1996) toplining Alec Baldwin. Eric's undeniable, unconventional talent would occasionally mesh with the perfect role. At the Sundance Film Festival in 1996, he received critical applause for his starring role as a man dying of AIDS in the uplifting and emotional film It's My Party (1996) and earned more honors as a writer marked for murder in the mob-themed story La Cucaracha (1998). He was also perfectly cast as one of the cold-blooded killers in the Emmy-nominated TV adaptation of Truman Capote's chiller In Cold Blood (1996) (TV). Eric continued to appear sporadically on TV in such dramatic series as "Law & Order", while sometimes showing a fun side as well in comedy ("The King of Queens"). His own series work included "Less Than Perfect" (2002) and, more recently, in the cult program "Heroes" (2006/II) where promise for a longer participation ended with his character's death. Recovered from a long-standing cocaine problem, Eric wed, for the first time, actress/writer Eliza Roberts (nee Garrett). They have appeared in such films as Killer Weekend (2004) and Junior Pilot (2005) (V). His daughter from a former relationship, _'Emma Roberts' , is a newly popular and fast-rising "tween" actress from the series "Unfabulous" (2004) and has played youthful supersleuth Nancy Drew (2007) on film. Eric's unpredictable, volatile nature which works so mesmerizing on screen has also led to troubling times off camera; his relationship with younger sis Julia Roberts has been seriously strained for quite some time.
Trivia random: His left hand ring finger is permanently disfigured, as a result of a 1980s car accident.
Citazione random: "My life is going to kill me. We all get angry when we realize that. But the anger is fear."
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Sanctimony (2000) (TV)
Regista: Uwe Boll
Scrittore: Uwe Boll
Genere: Crime, Horror, Thriller, Crime
Valutazione: 2.9/10 (892 voti)
Durata: Australia:90 min
Paese: Germany, USA
Lingua: English
Cast:
- Casper Van Dien .... Tom Gerrick
- Michael Paré .... Jim Renart (as Michael Pare)
- Eric Roberts .... Lieutenant
- Jennifer Rubin .... Dorothy Smith
- Catherine Oxenberg .... Susan Renart
- Michael Rasmussen .... Dr. Fricke
- Tanja Reichert .... Eve
- David Millbern .... Peter
- Birgit Stein .... Sandra
- Michael Gelbart .... TV Director
Trama:
Tom Gerrick (Casper van Dein) is a Wall Street Whiz Kid. He's also a serial killer. Six victims have had their eyes cut out, six their ears cut off and three their tongues removed. By the time he gets to his fourth 'tongue' victim, Tom is getting sick of his success. He calls the police himself, claiming to have found the body of the sixteen year old girl on the street. He wants to get caught, but first he wants to play with his captures for a while. His initial sensitivity to the crime is soon replaced with a psycho-smirk and a high priced lawyer. By the time the police find out he is the killer he is on a shooting spree, first on live television during an interveiw on "the secret of success", then at his ex-fiances non-wedding party.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
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