Prende un paio di protagonisti, una manciata di comparse, una telecamera semi-professionale ed inizia a girare il suo finto dcumentario: una allegra ma-non-troppo coppietta si trasferisce in una nuova casa, dove il fantasma/entità/demone/agente_del_fisco di turno che perseguita la signorina fin dall'infanzia tornerà a rompere le scatole (forse indispettito dal pessimo gusto per l'arredo).
Il film alterna scene di una noia mortale - decine e decine di minuti stile Sleep di Andy Warhol - ad altre da mal di mare (suggerimento: le telecamere a mano non vanno usate come delle maracas).
Di tanto in tanto qualcuno ha anche il cattivo gusto di parlare, ed allora l'ilarità è assicurata - diamine, c'è pure il fantasmologo della mutua!
Vaghi e vani tentativi di montare una tensione che non si concretizzerà mai, con i soliti rumori, urla e bassi sparati a palla.
Noia.
Costato meno di 15.000 dollari e distribuito in qualche festival ed un numero ridotto di sale, il film deve la sua notorietà all'essere capitato tra le annoiate mani di Steven Spielberg, e lo ha terrorizzato.
Nel momento in cui ha realizzato di aver tirato nel cesso un'ora e mezza della sua vita, si suppone.
Per fortuna di Spielberg, le sue notevoli risorse gli hanno consentito di vendicarsi del torto subito, rifilando la stessa fregatura a tutto il resto del mondo: per trasformare la merda in oro gli è bastato dichiarare lo spavento suscitato in lui dalla visione di tale gioiello (suppongo che nella versione integrale dell'intervista dichiari di aver rivisto, lo stesso giorno, anche Il Mondo Perduto, e che gli è piaciuto proprio un sacco...
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)Insomma, ridefinisce il termine "fregatura" e - come è giusto che sia - è già in lavorazione il seguito.
Voto: se fosse un film, gli darei 1, ma non lo è; davvero: non basta che sia stato ripreso con una telecamera e proiettato in un cinema, per farne un film.
Trashometro® 1/10:
(non vale niente neanche come trash)Tags: horror, thriller, notte, demone, fantasma, telecamera, finto documentario, filmato amatoriale, fotografia, possessione, sonnambulismo, casa, sovrannaturale, tavola ouija, televisione, luci, camera da letto, cucina, sesso, fuoco, talco, entità, convivenza, paranormale, noia mortale, truffa, vaccata, la protagonista è una balena, Spielberg se la fa sotto con poco.
Sleep (1963)
Regista: Andy Warhol
Valutazione: 4.4/10 (154 voti)
Durata: 321 min
Paese: USA
Lingua: English
Cast:
- John Giorno .... Himself
Trama:
Footage of John Giorno sleeping for five hours.
Trivia random: The film was shot on Memorial Day weekend in 1963 in the apartment of poet John Giorno, Andy Warhol's lover at the time. Giorno woke up to find Warhol watching him sleep and Warhol asked him if he'd like to be a movie star.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Regista: Oren Peli
Scrittore: Oren Peli
Genere: Horror, Thriller
Valutazione: 6.8/10 (40857 voti)
Durata: 86 min
Paese: USA
Lingua: English
Cast:
- Katie Featherston .... Katie
- Micah Sloat .... Micah
- Mark Fredrichs .... The Psychic
- Amber Armstrong .... Amber
- Ashley Palmer .... Diane - Girl on Internet
Trama:
After a young, middle class couple moves into a suburban 'starter' tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.
Trivia random: Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat were reportedly paid just US$500 each for their performances. But due to the success of the film, the director, Katie and Micah are now renegotiating the amount.
Citazione random: Micah: Look, babe, can we talk about this? I mean, I'm in control, I've been making progress, and...
Katie: No, you haven't been making progress, and you're *not* in control. *It* is in control, and if you think you're in control, then you're being an idiot! Not a single thing you've done has helped, and I'm sorry, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the camera hasn't helped and the stupid footprints haven't helped; do you think that thing would have left footprints if it didn't want to? No! It did it because it wanted to! It wanted you to find my photo, it can be anywhere, it can hear what we're saying right now.
Micah: Hey, hey! How the fuck do you know?
Katie: You are absolutely powerless!
Micah: That... that's not true, and you know it.
Katie: Well, get over it.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Spielberg, Steven
Nome di battesimo: Spielberg, Steven Allan
Data di nascita: 18 December 1946
Altezza: 5' 7½" (1.71 m)
Coniuge: Kate Capshaw::(12 October 1991 - present) 5 children, Amy Irving::(27 November 1985 - 2 February 1989) (divorced) 1 child
Ultimi lavori:
- Interstellar (2013) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Untitled Third Tintin Film (2013) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- "The Talisman" (2012) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- Cowboys and Aliens (2011) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Real Steel (2011) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- "Rebuilding Ground Zero" (2011) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (2011) .... (producer) [produttore]
- Transformers 3 (2011) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- Hereafter (2010) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- "The Pacific" (2010) .... (executive producer) (unknown episodes) [produttore]
Biografia:
Undoubtedly one of the most influential film personalities in the history of film, Steven Spielberg is perhaps Hollywood's best known director and one of the wealthiest filmmakers in the world. Spielberg has countless big-grossing, critically acclaimed credits to his name, as producer, director and writer. He was born in Cincinnati, Ohio in 1946. He went to California State University Long Beach, but dropped out to pursue his entertainment career. He gained notoriety as an uncredited assistant editor on the classic western "Wagon Train" (1957). Among his early directing efforts were Battle Squad (1961), which combined World War II footage with footage of an airplane on the ground that he makes you believe is moving. He also directed Escape to Nowhere (1961), which featured children as World War Two soldiers, including his sister Anne Spielberg, and The Last Gun (1959), a western. All of these were short films. The next couple of years, Spielberg directed a couple of movies that would portend his future career in movies. In 1964, he directed Firelight (1964), a movie about aliens invading a small town. In 1967, he directed Slipstream (1967), which was unfinished. However, in 1968, he directed Amblin' (1968), which featured the desert prominently, and not the first of his movies in which the desert would feature so prominently. Amblin' also became the name of his production company, which turned out such classics as E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Spielberg had a unique and classic early directing project, Duel (1971) (TV), with Dennis Weaver. In the early 1970s, Spielberg was working on TV, directing among others such series as Rod Serling's "Night Gallery" (1970), "Marcus Welby, M.D." (1969) and "Columbo: Murder by the Book (#1.1)" (1971). All of his work in television and short films, as well as his directing projects, were just a hint of the wellspring of talent that would dazzle audiences all over the world. Spielberg's first major directorial effort was The Sugarland Express (1974), with Goldie Hawn, a film that marked him as a rising star. It was his next effort, however, that made him an international superstar among directors: Jaws (1975). This classic shark attack tale started the tradition of the summer blockbuster or, at least, he was credited with starting the tradition. His next film was the classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), a unique and original UFO story that remains a classic. In 1978, Spielberg produced his first film, the forgettable I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978), and followed that effort with Used Cars (1980), a critically acclaimed, but mostly forgotten, Kurt Russell\Jack Warden comedy about devious used-car dealers. Spielberg hit gold yet one more time with Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), with Harrison Ford taking the part of Indiana Jones. Spielberg produced and directed two films in 1982. The first was Poltergeist (1982), but the highest-grossing movie of all time up to that point was the alien story E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Spielberg also helped pioneer the practice of product placement. The concept, while not uncommon, was still relatively low-key when Spielberg raised the practice to almost an art form with his famous (or infamous) placement of Reece's Pieces in "E.T." Spielberg was also one of the pioneers of the big-grossing special-effects movies, like "E.T." and "Close Encounters", where a very strong emphasis on special effects was placed for the first time on such a huge scale. In 1984, Spielberg followed up "Raiders" with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), which was a commercial success but did not receive the critical acclaim of its predecessor. As a producer, Spielberg took on many projects in the 1980s, such as The Goonies (1985), and was the brains behind the little monsters in Gremlins (1984). He also produced the cartoon An American Tail (1986), a quaint little animated classic. His biggest effort as producer in 1985, however, was the blockbuster Back to the Future (1985), which made Michael J. Fox an instant superstar. As director, Spielberg took on the book The Color Purple (1985), with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey, with great success. In the latter half of the 1980s, he also directed Empire of the Sun (1987), a mixed success for the occasionally erratic Spielberg. Success would not escape him for long, though. The late 1980s found Spielberg's projects at the center of pop-culture yet again. In 1988, he produced the landmark animation/live-action film Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988). The next year proved to be another big one for Spielberg, as he produced and directed Always (1989) as well as Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989), and Back to the Future Part II (1989). All three of the films were box-office and critical successes. Also, in 1989, he produced the little known comedy-drama Dad (1989), with Jack Lemmon and Ted Danson, which got mostly mixed results. Spielberg has also had an affinity for animation and has been a strong voice in animation in the 1990s. Aside from producing the landmark "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", he produced the animated series "Tiny Toon Adventures" (1990), "Animaniacs" (1993), "Pinky and the Brain" (1995), "Freakazoid!" (1995), "Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain" (1998), "Family Dog" (1993) and "Toonsylvania" (1998). Spielberg also produced other cartoons such as The Land Before Time (1988), We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993), Casper (1995) (the live action version) as well as the live-action version of The Flintstones (1994), where he was credited as "Steven Spielrock". Spielberg also produced many Roger Rabbit short cartoons, and many Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs and Tiny Toons specials. Spielberg was very active in the early 1990s, as he directed Hook (1991) and produced such films as the cute fantasy Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) and An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991). He also produced the unusual comedy thriller Arachnophobia (1990), Back to the Future Part III (1990) and Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990). While these movies were big successes in their own right, they did not quite bring in the kind of box office or critical acclaim as previous efforts. In 1993, Spielberg directed Jurassic Park (1993), which for a short time held the record as the highest grossing movie of all time, but did not have the universal appeal of his previous efforts. Big box-office spectacles were not his only concern, though. He produced and directed Schindler's List (1993), a stirring film about the Holocaust. He won best director at the Oscars, and also got Best Picture. In the mid-90s, he helped found the production company DreamWorks, which was responsible for many box-office successes. As a producer, he was very active in the late 90s, responsible for such films as The Mask of Zorro (1998), Men in Black (1997) and Deep Impact (1998). However, it was on the directing front that Spielberg was in top form. He directed and produced the epic Amistad (1997), a spectacular film that was shorted at the Oscars and in release due to the fact that its release date was moved around so much in late 1997. The next year, however, produced what many believe was one of the best films of his career: Saving Private Ryan (1998), a film about World War Two that is spectacular in almost every respect. It was stiffed at the Oscars, losing best picture to Shakespeare in Love (1998). Spielberg produced a series of films, including Evolution (2001), The Haunting (1999) and Shrek (2001). he also produced two sequels to Jurassic Park (1993), which were financially but not particularly critical successes. In 2001, he produced a mini-series about World War Two that definitely *was* a financial and critical success: "Band of Brothers" (2001), a tale of an infantry company from its parachuting into France during the invasion to the Battle of the Bulge. Also in that year, Spielberg was back in the director's chair for Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001), a movie with a message and a huge budget. It did reasonably at the box office and garnered varied reviews from critics. Spielberg has been extremely active in films there are many other things he has done as well. He produced the short-lived TV series "SeaQuest DSV" (1993), an anthology series entitled "Amazing Stories" (1985), created the video-game series "Medal of Honor" set during World War Two, and was a starting producer of "ER" (1994). Spielberg, if you haven't noticed, has a great interest in World War Two. He and Tom Hanks collaborated on Shooting War (2000) (TV), a documentary about World War II combat photographers, and he produced a documentary about the Holocaust called A Holocaust szemei (2000). With all of this to Spielberg's credit, it's no wonder that he's looked at as one of the greatest ever figures in entertainment.
Trivia random: He is an Eagle Scout and was on an advisory board for the Boy Scouts of America. He left this position because he did not agree with the fact that the Boy Scouts of America discriminated against homosexuals.
Citazione random: I think that the Internet is going to effect the most profound change on the entertainment industries combined. And we're all gonna be tuning into the most popular Internet show in the world, which will be coming from some place in Des Moines. We're all gonna lose our jobs. We're all gonna be on the Internet trying to find an audience.
Salario massimo: $250,000,000 (gross and profit participations), per Jurassic Park (1993)
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Il mondo perduto: Jurassic Park
Regista: Steven Spielberg
Scrittore: Michael Crichton, David Koepp
Genere: Action, Adventure, Thriller, Sci-Fi
Valutazione: 6.0/10 (72690 voti)
Durata: 129 min
Paese: USA
Lingua: English, Spanish
Cast:
- Jeff Goldblum .... Dr. Ian Malcolm
- Julianne Moore .... Dr. Sarah Harding
- Pete Postlethwaite .... Roland Tembo
- Richard Attenborough .... John Hammond
- Vince Vaughn .... Nick Van Owen
- Arliss Howard .... Peter Ludlow
- Vanessa Lee Chester .... Kelly Curtis Malcolm
- Peter Stormare .... Dieter Stark
- Harvey Jason .... Ajay Sidhu
- Richard Schiff .... Eddie Carr
Trama:
After a small girl is attacked by a small group of compsognathus, Ian Malcolm discovers that there is a second island full of a variety of dinosaurs. Dr. John Hammond decides to send four adventure to monitor the dinosaur's lifestyle before INGEN move forward in controlling the island. Ian Malcolm doesn't like the idea and wants to contact the other three members, but before he can contact them, he finds out that his girlfriend, Sarah Harding is already on the island. Now, what was supposed to be a natural viewing of the incredible creatures in their habitats, has turned into a rescue mission with everyones life at danger.
Trivia random: Director Steven Spielberg had to attend an early screening for Swingers (1996) in order to give approval for the use of the Jaws (1975) theme. There he was so impressed by Vince Vaughn that he offered him a part in this film.
Citazione random: [Chasing dinosaurs on the game trail]
Roland Tembo: You're coming up on a...
[flips through his dinosaur guide]
Roland Tembo: A Pachy... a pachy... oh, hell. Uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Peli, Oren
Coniuge: ?::(? - present)
Ultimi lavori:
- Area 51 (2010) .... (executive producer) [produttore]
- Paranormal Activity (2007) .... (producer) (uncredited) [produttore]
- NFL Xtreme (1998) (VG) .... (programmer) [misc]
Trivia random: Emigrated to the US from Israel at the age of 19.
Citazione random: No one can have the resources to do that on their own without the infrastructure and the funds of a studio. -- on filmmakers' need for studios or distributors to get their film in theaters
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Warhol, Andy
Nome di battesimo: Warhola, Andrew
Data di nascita: 6 August 1928
Data di morte: 22 February 1987
Altezza: 5' 11" (1.80 m)
Ultimi lavori:
- Black White + Gray: A Portrait of Sam Wagstaff and Robert Mapplethorpe (2007) .... (source: photographs) [misc]
- Cinema16: American Short Films (2006) (V) .... [regista]
- "15 Minutes" (1985) .... (producer) (unknown episodes) [produttore]
- Cars: Heartbeat City (1984) (V) .... [regista]
- "Andy Warhol's TV" (1983) .... (producer) (unknown episodes) [produttore]
- Portfolio (1983) .... [attore]
- Blank Generation (1980) .... (associate producer) [produttore]
- Cocaine Cowboys (1979) .... (producer) [produttore]
- "Fashion" (1979) .... (producer) [produttore]
- An Unmarried Woman (1978) .... (art works) [misc]
Biografia:
The son of Ruthenian immigrants, Andy Warhol studied art at the Carnegie Institute of Technology. He worked as an advertising designer before becoming, in effect, the Father of Pop Art with his silk-screened pictures of Campbell's Soup cans and distorted images of Marilyn Monroe. He started directing films in 1963, if "directing" is the right word - most of his early work simply consisted of pointing the camera at something (a man asleep, the Empire State Building) and leaving it running, often for hours. His films gradually grew more sophisticated, with scripts and soundtracks, although they were generally performed by members of the Warhol "factory" - assorted groupies with little acting talent. After a near-fatal shooting by an unstable fan on June 3, 1968, Warhol retired from direct involvement in filmmaking, and under former assistant Paul Morrissey, the Warhol films became increasingly commercial. Warhol spent the 1970s and 1980s as a major pop culture figure, constantly attending parties and providing patronage to younger artists. He died in 1987 after a routine gallbladder operation at age 58.
Trivia random: Influenced the movement of 'The New Russian Classicism'. Visited St. Petersburg, Russia and presented his 'tomato cans' to Timur Novikov and Sergei Bugayev.
Citazione random: Business art is the step that comes after art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist. After I did the thing called "art" or whatever it's called, I went into business art. I wanted to be an Art Businessman or a Business Artist. Being good in business in the most fascinating kind of art.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
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