Sperimentando nuove maniere per auto-flagellarsi ci siamo imbattuti nel pregiatissimo
Naked Souls (anche
Trapped, in Italia), filmone con niente popo' di meno che
Pamela Anderson, prodotto, pubblicato e distribuito sull'onda del ben noto filmato semi-porno amatoriale girato col marito
Tommy Lee che è contenuto in questo DVD in forma censurata.
Non avendo il fegato di girare un porno come si deve, regista e produttore decisero di commettere un crimine contro l'umanità: girare un film con Pamela Anderson che avesse anche una trama. E che trama! Siamo di fronte ad un ardito thriller fantascientifico con notevoli risvolti psicologici e sentimentali!
Pam fa la "scultrice" di busti di tette (ovvero: prende la modella, le versa sulle tette della brodaglia a presa rapida, gliele smanazza un po' che del fan-service non ha mai fatto male a nessuno e poi espone/vende il risultato) ed è - ovviamente!
- fidanzata ad un giovane scienziato che mira al nobel; egli sta infatti cercando un sistema per leggere la mente.
Ahilui le sue ricerche sui cadaveri di serial killer (
Argh!) vengono sospese dall'università, fintanto uno scienziato ricco ma molto malato (che si dilettava pure con le droghe degli aborigeni) diventa suo mentore e gli consente di proseguire il lavoro sotto la sua ala protettiva; quel che il giovane non sa è che il vecchio intende servirsi della ricerca per scambiare con lui il suo corpo vecchio e malato! Ah, qual mefistofelico piano!
Le tette di Pam, un po' di fan-service, una trama delirante, dialoghi che fanno l'effetto di unghie sulla lavagna, uno spaesato
Dean Stockwell che si chiede come c'è finito in mezzo, regia e fotografia pietose anche per un porno: una esperienza dolorosa come poche nella vita. Semplicemente spettacolare: andrebbe considerato uno dei peggiori film di sempre, se non fosse che non riesco a catalogarlo come "film".
Voto: 1. Trashometro
® 10/10:
Riprovevole.
Tags: Pamela Anderson, thriller, fantascienza, tette, scultrice, anima, scambio di corpo, serial killer, scienziato, lettura del pensiero, esperimento, cadaverio, droghe, trash.
Naked Souls (1995)
Regista: Lyndon Chubbuck Scrittore: Frank Dietz Genere: Thriller
Valutazione: 3.2/10 (543 voti)
Durata: 85 min
Paese: USA
Lingua: English
Cast:Trama:Edward is busy trying to unlock the secrets of reading and recording people's thoughts. He is very involved with his work leaving little room for girlfriend Britt. Longstreet comes along and offers Edward a place to do his research and have unlimited funding. There are, however, ulterior motives as Edward is also somehow unlocking the secrets of eternal life.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Lee, Tommy (VI)
Nome di battesimo: Bass, Thomas Lee
Data di nascita: 3 October 1962
Altezza: 6' 1" (1.85 m)
Coniuge: Pamela Anderson::(19 February 1995 - 26 February 1998) (divorced) 2 children, Heather Locklear::(10 May 1986 - 16 August 1993) (divorced), Elaine Irwin Bergen::(April 1984 - May 1984) (divorced)
Ultimi lavori: Trivia random: Celebrating his fortieth birthday, Tommy Lee says he and former wife Pamela Anderson have now settled on a 50/50 joint custody agreement of their two sons, Brandon and Dylan, after Pamela filed for full custody last year. [3 October 2002]
Citazione random: "Getting married in four days was the biggest ... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kids, but ... how can you know somebody in four days? Bonehead." - on his quickie marriage to Pamela Anderson.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Stockwell, Dean
Nome di battesimo: Stockwell, Robert Dean
Data di nascita: 5 March 1936
Altezza: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
Coniuge: Joy Marchenko::(15 December 1981 - 2004) (divorced) 2 children, Millie Perkins::(15 April 1960 - 30 July 1962) (divorced)
Ultimi lavori: Biografia:Photogenic American child actor of the 40s, popular due in no small measure to his air of innocence and his beautiful, cherubic face, with its dimples and sparkling eyes, topped with a crown of curls. Still an actor in demand while well into his middle years, he is one of the few juvenile performers to succeed lifelong in films. Considering child actors who matured gracefully, his career can be likened perhaps only to that of Natalie Wood, excepting her degree of stardom.
Trivia random: The first person to win two Acting Awards at the Cannes Film Festival, but he had to share both of his awards with his co-stars.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Anderson, Pamela (I)
Nome di battesimo: Anderson, Pamela Denise
Data di nascita: 1 July 1967
Altezza: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Coniuge: Kid Rock::(3 August 2006 - present), Tommy Lee::(19 February 1995 - 28 February 1998) (divorced) 2 children
Ultimi lavori: Biografia:Pamela Denise Anderson was born on July 1, 1967 in Ladysmith, British Columbia in Canada at 4:08 PST. During her childhood, she moved to the city of Vancouver with her parents, Barry Anderson and Carol Anderson. As a teenager, she went to Highland Secondary School. Pamela was first "discovered" at a British Columbia Lions football game, when her image was shown on the stadium screen. The fans cheered her and she was brought down to the football field. Because of her fame in Vancouver, she signed a commercial contract with Labatt's beer to be the Blue Zone girl. More advertising assignments followed, and soon Playboy approached her. In October 1989, Pamela was on the cover of Playboy magazine. With the success from Playboy, Pamela Anderson moved to Los Angeles in 1990. In 1991, she made her television debut on "Home Improvement" (1991), where she starred as Lisa, the Tool Time Girl. Soon, she got attention from viewers nationwide, which got her the role of C.J. Parker on "Baywatch" (1989). She was on one of the most viewed television series worldwide. She made her big screen debut on Raw Justice (1994). Soon after, Pamela met Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee on New Year's Eve 1994 in New York City. In February 1995, they got married in Cancun, Mexico. They both returned to Los Angeles and stunned the world.In spring of 1996, Pamela starred in Barb Wire (1996). While filming, she suffered a miscarriage. Pamela and Tommy were devastated, but there was hope for the couple when, on June 6, 1996, Brandon Thomas Lee was born. Soon later, a pornographic video of Pamela and Tommy was stolen from their home. Both of them sued an Internet web site for stealing the video. Their case wasn't settled and the video is still on the Internet. Meanwhile, Pamela and Tommy were having a rocky marriage, but, on December 29, 1997, Dylan Jagger Lee was born. Two months later, Pamela filed for divorce when her husband assaulted her. Tommy was sentenced to six months in jail. In late 1998, she starred on a TV show called "V.I.P." (1998). Soon later, she stunned the world again by removing her breast implants. In fall of 2001, she started to date singer Kid Rock, they announced their engagement in the spring of 2002. Then, Pamela announced that she was infected with hepatitis C. The cause of it was that Pamela shared a needle with her ex-husband Tommy for a tattoo. Immediately, Pamela went into treatment and her show was canceled. In the fall of 2003, she broke up with Kid Rock and starred on a animated series by Stan Lee called "Stripperella" (2003). Pamela soon joined PETA on many issues including fur, slaughter of chickens and supporting vegetarians. In 2005, she starred on a FOX comedy show called "Stacked" (2005). She also decided to get bigger breast implants. Pamela also teaches at her sons' Sunday school and still poses for magazines.
Trivia random: Engaged to Kid Rock on April 11, 2002
Citazione random: "Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time."
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb. 
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