Cogliendo il remind di
bardo, spendo due righe sull'ultima iniziativa del geniale
Uwe Boll.
Geniale perché c'è poco da dire: ha dichiarato che avrebbe distrutto
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull al boxoffice con
Postal! In precedenza aveva sfidato i recensori che stroncavano i suoi film ad un incontro di boxe.
Ed ora
questo grido d'aiuto: come i migliori serial killer, Uwe Boll VUOLE ESSERE FERMATO!
Io dico no!
Zio Uwe va preservato, come i panda! E come i panda va fatto scopare il meno possibile: il rischio che si riproduca è troppo alto.
Ovviamente, un giorno, sarà necessario fermare il Malefico Dr. Boll: prima o poi si citerà troppo addosso e diventerà patetica ombra di sé stesso, ed allora non resterà che una pietosa eutanasia. Oppure commetterà l'errore di voler dirigere il film di
Metal Gear Solid; al che lo uccido io con un cucchiaino da caffè.
Go zio Uwe, go!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones e il regno del teschio di cristallo
Regista: Steven Spielberg Scrittore: David Koepp,
George Lucas Genere: Action, Adventure, Action
Paese: USA
Lingua: English, German, Hebrew, Nyaneka
Cast: Trivia random: In 2000, Steven Spielberg's personal interest for another Indy film was ignited when his son asked when the remaining two Indy films would be released.
Citazione random: [from trailer]::Mac: This ain't gonna be easy.::Indiana Jones: Not as easy as it used to be.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Boll, Uwe
Data di nascita: 22 June 1965
Altezza: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
Ultimi lavori: Biografia:As a child, he produced a number of short films on Super 8 and video before beginning his studies as a film director in Munich and Vienna. He also studied literature and economics in Cologne and Siegen. Uwe graduated from university in 1995 with a doctorate in literature. From 1995-2000, he was a producer and director with Taunus Film-Produktions GmbH. Boll is currently Chief Executive Officer of Boll Filmproduction and Distribution GmbH which he founded in 1992. In 2000 he founded Boll KG and continues to direct, write and produce feature films.
Trivia random: His favorite console is the SNES.
Citazione random: When asked what he learned from his disastrous experience with Alone in the Dark (2005): "That a script matters."
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb.
Postal (2007)
Regista: Uwe Boll Scrittore: Uwe Boll,
Bryan C. Knight Genere: Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Action
Valutazione: 4.3/10 (3461 voti)
Durata: 109 min
Paese: USA, Canada, Germany
Lingua: English
Cast:Trama:POSTAL is insulting, irreverent, politically incorrect and funny as hell. POSTAL follows two days in the life of the Postal Dude, in the regrettably named town of Paradise. Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. Sharing a trailer with his ever-expanding wife, Bitch, Dude is in a bad way. After a humiliating job interview and a nearly lethal trip to the welfare office, Dude finds himself on the doorstep of his Uncle Dave. Despite being the successful leader of the town cult, Dave is also finding himself in financial difficulties. Together, Dude and Dave hatch a plan to steal some valuable merchandise. Unfortunately for them, the much better organized and much better equipped Taliban has converged on Paradise for more sinister reasons. Things spiral out of control when Osama Bin Laden is forced to call in his friend George W Bush as back up. Few are left standing by the time Dude turns his back on Paradise. Dude quickly learns how liberating it can be when there is nothing left to lose. He learns never to trust a messiah, especially when that messiah has written his own bible. He learns that you can find love in the most unlikely places, even when the object of your affections is holding a gun to your head. Most importantly, he learns that there is nothing that a well timed nuclear explosion can't solve.
Trivia random: Uwe Boll only shot 3 to 5 takes of every scene in the movie. He thought that the biggest strength in comedy is the emotion behind the acting, which cannot be kept when trying the scenes too often.
Citazione random: Osama Bin Ladin: They're not listening to me anymore, Mohammed. I tell them about Allah and fame. And what do I hear all the time? Every fucking time?::Mohammed: Virgins...::Osama Bin Ladin: Dingdingdingdingdingding! Nobody wants to die anymore these days. Except they get virgins.
Filmography links and data courtesy of IMDb. 
2 commenti:
Sei un genio!
Il tuo blog è una figata! son proprio contento di averlo trovato! certe chicche trash non si trovano da nessun parte o richiedono una ricerca specializzata, qua invece suggerisci tutto ciò di cui noi amanti del trash abbiam bisogno! Non ti fermare mai!
@lancilnove: lieto piaccia. :-)
A dire il vero il mare del trash è molto più ampio: a me ad esempio manca gran parte del brutto italiano, e mi dicono esserci vere perle provenienti dall'est europa.
Come sito di riferimento in italiano, ti consiglio filmbrutti.com
Ciao!
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